Monthly Archive for October, 2006

if myspace was real…..

Published on 30/10/2006 at 10:50 PM. in Personal. Closed Tags: , , .

If myspace was real…

Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.

19 year old boys wouldn’t own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.

If you’re a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

People would be able to photoshop out pimples on their face.

Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars.

Most people would walk around with a full size mirror 2 feet in front of them.

Your driver’s license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

The phrases “Yo,” “your hawt,” or “hit me back some time” would attract the opposite sex.

Lesbian women would not allow anyone with a penis within 50 yards of them, not even to deliver a pizza.

It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was “hawt” as a first greeting. Continue reading ‘if myspace was real…..’

The Saints Are Coming Video – Green Day & U2

Published on 30/10/2006 at 5:23 PM. in Entertainment and Personal. Closed Tags: , .

Green Day and U2 play together in a new video:

The Cooker is broke

Published on 25/10/2006 at 10:50 AM. in Personal. Closed Tags: , .

Well this is kinda funny and kinda not, the cooker door fell off yesterday :( , so well we cant cook things in the bottom half can still grill things and boil things, but oh well never mind, thats life i guess…..:S…though we do need a new cooker……

Mens 2nds Match we got a Draw

Published on 19/10/2006 at 11:32 PM. in Hockey and Personal. Closed Tags: , , .

Well on wednesday, my mens 2nd team player against the should have been better side of UCLAN (University of Central Lancashire), but we played really well especially with the amount of pace we now posses on the wings and in midfield and up front, it was all simple passing, but it was some of the best i had seen the second team play, it was great to play with such a hard working team. Continue reading ‘Mens 2nds Match we got a Draw’

Microsoft’s browser gets upgraded

Published on 19/10/2006 at 11:25 PM. in Personal and Technology. Closed Tags: , .

Microsoft has made Internet Explorer 7 (IE 7) available to the general public. The new version is the first upgrade to the web browsing program for more than five years.

New features include tabbed browsing, the ability to search the net directly and an anti-fraud system to thwart phishing attacks.

The new program is available as a free download on 19 October, but many will get it as an automatic update to Windows XP in November.

But i will not be downloading it, im perfectly happy with Firefox, especially as Firefox has the benifet of loads and loads of plugins, especially the web developer tools, the session manager allowing crashed sessions to be recovered, and best of all the music plugin, means i can skip or change tracks with ease..